Life's a short trip. You'll find out.

Rodney Dangerfield
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  4. When someone loves you, the way they talk about you is different. You feel safe and comfortable. - Jess C. Scott

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  1. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

  2. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

  3. I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

  4. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

  5. I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.

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